Do you consider yourself to be a pretty boring type of person? If so, then here's the perfect, low-key messenger bag made exclusively for you and your gear. It's the Boring Bag made by iLoveHandles, and it's as simple as they come. The Boring Bag features two interior pockets that are designed to fit either a 15-inch or 17-inch laptop along with a some of your small daily essentials. This plain bag is made in the US out of dark gray waxed twill canvas, plaid flannel lining, heavy-duty cotton webbing strap, and cast-metal hardware. Priced at $129.95.

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